READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You've changed since you got that strap on
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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