Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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