Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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