I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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