it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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