So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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