I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
why do cheetos always look like penises
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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