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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The air taste purple.
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