i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
