Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I could make wine with my vomit
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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