fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
