Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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