He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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