I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
40s are totally the cure
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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