He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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