Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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