: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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