What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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