Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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