Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
