i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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