she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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