I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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