So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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