Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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