Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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