My sheets look like a crime scene.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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