that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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