You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
