I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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