I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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