I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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