So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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