It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is the high leading the old right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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