I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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