I hope mine doesn't look like that
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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