I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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