don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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