I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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