I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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