ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
