If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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