Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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