She's JV to your varsity
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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so let's talk penis.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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