Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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