Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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