You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
