I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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