Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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