So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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