Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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