It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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