I wish you could order shots online.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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