I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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