Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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