This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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