im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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