You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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